I want to be feminine and pretty and adored but I also want to strike fear into the hearts of everyone and wear tuxedos.
(Source: misanthropic-librarian, via ridingmytardisto221b)
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how the fuck does Old Man Jenkins weigh 250 pounds if Spongebob weighs 1 ounce
(via thedancinggallifreyan)
—today my friend told me tom cruises front tooth is in the middle of his face and i didnt believe him but
THIS BOTHERS ME SO MUCH
(via robertbrowniejr)
(Source: hipsterunicorn-suckmydick, via robertbrowniejr)
Lazy, cocky, funny, socially awkward,
and probably your
best friend.
Let's have
a chat.
