Mmmmm, delicious...

step 1: stop being and asshole

(Source: science666, via kitten-mitt0ns)

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tiredestprincess:

ok new rule: if you’re gonna call me “cute” you have to specify whether you mean “cute like a little girl/baby animal” or “cute enough to bang mercilessly”

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"Sometimes in country music, they say, y’know, ‘making love’, or ‘spending the night together’…"
x

"Sometimes in country music, they say, y’know, ‘making love’, or ‘spending the night together’…"

x

(Source: drinkinghorchata, via danielle-fucking-haim)

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3 minutes ago

zodiacbaby:

*talking to myself as I wobble up the stairs* , you are sober and in control of the situation

(via cumsockmonkey)

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8 minutes ago

ireallyhatecornnuts:

I’ve got 99 problems and my inability to self motivate is causing every single one of them.

(Source: kate-wisehart, via crowley-king-of-ass)

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219881
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8 minutes ago

@staff can u delete the serial killer fandom

(Source: waynesworld1992, via greatfatsby)

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9 minutes ago